*snap snap* mmm girl i know you did not just touch my hair
5 things you wouldn't know if you met me
1.) I am obsessed with the Dallas Mavericks
2.) I'm probably the only person in the world who's 19 and still ties their shoes using the "bunny ears".
3.) I'm a mad fiend on the dance floor.
4.) One time in high school, I dressed up as Zorro, and serenaded Dan with "Your Body Is Wonderland".
5.) Yes, I am an African tribal porn star.
In other news...
The top 5 keywords searched which have lead to my blog are:
1.) Omani gay man
2.) callgirls in oman
3.) hot SMU girls
4.) African American AND prepschools
5.) gays in Oman
6.) Why do fobs smell?
HmmMMMmmMMmMm…… does anybody else see anything wrong here?!?!? And I don’t just mean the fact that I listed 6 instead of five (it was just too amusing to leave out). Yeah so four of the top six keywords used to find my blog are used by what I can only imagine as old, horny, and apparently gay males in search of sweet Omani man-porn, making my blog just another stop on the good ole’ gay-porn cyber superhighway. Sweeeeet job Chris! Ah, hell, as tramatic as this is for me, if you’re reading this right now, you’re probably one of the bastardous beings I just mentioned. And if you are, sorry, but THERE’S NOTHING FOR YOU HERE... YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO GET YOUR JOLLIES ELSEWHERE.
1.) I am obsessed with the Dallas Mavericks
2.) I'm probably the only person in the world who's 19 and still ties their shoes using the "bunny ears".
3.) I'm a mad fiend on the dance floor.
4.) One time in high school, I dressed up as Zorro, and serenaded Dan with "Your Body Is Wonderland".
5.) Yes, I am an African tribal porn star.
In other news...
The top 5 keywords searched which have lead to my blog are:
1.) Omani gay man
2.) callgirls in oman
3.) hot SMU girls
4.) African American AND prepschools
5.) gays in Oman
6.) Why do fobs smell?
HmmMMMmmMMmMm…… does anybody else see anything wrong here?!?!? And I don’t just mean the fact that I listed 6 instead of five (it was just too amusing to leave out). Yeah so four of the top six keywords used to find my blog are used by what I can only imagine as old, horny, and apparently gay males in search of sweet Omani man-porn, making my blog just another stop on the good ole’ gay-porn cyber superhighway. Sweeeeet job Chris! Ah, hell, as tramatic as this is for me, if you’re reading this right now, you’re probably one of the bastardous beings I just mentioned. And if you are, sorry, but THERE’S NOTHING FOR YOU HERE... YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO GET YOUR JOLLIES ELSEWHERE.
posted by Chris at 5:46 PM
3 Comments:
Your not the only one that uses the "bunny ear" technique! Those are some quality hits your blog is getting, kind of makes you wonder why there is a market for that out there...
omg its chris! mm i was actually goign through my bookmarked sites and came to your page.
actually i think your on aim right now so ill im you.. lol
I see something very wrong..."I am obsessed with the Dallas Mavericks"; just about everything else seems reasonable. :)
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